From Free Life, Issue 17, January 1993
ISSN: 0260 5112

These essays were written by a London schoolboy aged about 16. Blonde, of medium height and good build, he looked like any other boy one sees waiting for a bus to take him to school in the morning. I have no doubt he gained excellent marks in the last session of GCSEs, and is in the words of a Department of Education spokesman "one of Britain's bright young hopefuls".

The essays came into my possession as he ran for his bus and they fell from his satchel into the gutter. I picked them hoping to return them, but was for various reasons unable. That they shall not go to waste, therefore, I print them here, sure that my readers will find them as interesting as I did, and will look forward with equal confidence to the achievements of the generation now proceeding through secondary school.

The original text is written throughout in upper case letters and without titles. For ease of reading, I transfer it to lower case and add titles. I leave it otherwise unchanged.

ON DOGS

the best protector a person has is a dog millions of lives have been saved by dogs when you hear a dog bark the bark has saved the life of the person the dog is liveing with count less peoples wealth and gardens have been saved by dogs but never let a dog lick you as it spread deseases never give a dog a bone large or small as it may splinter there body insides causeing cutting of inside of dogs body

PENSEE

know you well unto each other man woman children you are all enemys unto each other

ON CARS

the stealing of a car is a stupid act as there is only one outlet for it and that is through the government councils and business people for instance insurrance car particulars in log book numbers on metal parts number of number plate number also changeing the appearance of a car at business site so you see a stolen car has no chance of being sold if a insane government did the job properly

ON THE EUGENIC QUESTION

beware of unnatural filth over-population deseases for there is no cure for it england and one fifth of the world as a lot of over-population deseases england is owned by 6,000 people or 1 person to 9,000 people they probable jews from africa they own 99.5 per cent of england these 6,000 people they will do any- thing to hold on to it (which is unwise) they will take birth control pills and make them weaker for a person to have a unwanted baby they will take durex condoms french letters and make tiny holes in them for a person to have a unwanted baby and cause filth over-population so that they can hide behind the profit of it

familiarit breeds contempt

ON TRUTH AND FALSEHOOD

beware of liars in all things or in secreet what is this another act of war or fewding fueding or trying to make up for a loss of argument argument if a person tells lies tell them to go up to the person who he is telling lies about and tell the person themselves then you will know be it true or lies of course a lot of people like liars it is also used for revenge in a lost argument but still even the liar knows that people know it is lies

ON RESPECTING THE MODESTY OF WOMEN

anything to do with ladys be it rape murder kidnap drugged-state ladys death that does not look natural mising ladys all this is a ladys police work from beginning to end from courts evidence the lot it is nothing to do with male police but most important when a lady makes a complaint at the police station it should be to a lday police who is not rich and who is a pure lady of the country and not a foreighner all male police should not be present nor lady plice who are not 100 per cent of that country

familiarity breeds contempt

ON THE PROTECTION OF DOLE CHEQUES

it is a insane act to put giro money anywhere because the criminal allways gets it the old ways of payments are the best because the criminal had a hard time to get even a small amount of it so all giro money should be stopped or war will stop it in the end as a insane lunatic way

ON LOCAL GOVERNMENT FINANCE

all poll tax should be stopped or as the pratical french would say and to hell with burgundy

ON CRIMINAL CONSPIRACIES

beware car owners who gve criminal easy chance to steal his car then go half with the profit